Monday, November 07, 2005

Who You Gonna Call? Not Ghostbusters

You're an athletic director at a major university and the football team is struggling. The pressure is on and you swear you are seeing double from all the sleepless nights. Then the phone rings and it's booster Ralph "Ralphus" Millionaire. He is willing to cut that fat check to send coach Brad Zero to the unemployment line. Now what? Just pick up that phone and call Sports Associates Inc. of Gainesville. This headhunting agency can help you find a new coach, 24-7. Operators are standing by (registration).

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