What Fools These Mortals Be, Part Two

Attention Department of Homeland Security: You might want to take a look at these videos. An Arkansas fan uses some sort of explosive device to blow up tickets to Razorback home games against South Carolina and Florida International, resulting in a mushroom-like cloud.

In the bottom video, another set tickets to the Razorbacks' game against Auburn are gunned down in broad daylight.

This appears to be the work of the same group we first told you about last month, back when they were merely burning and shredding tickets. And even more disturbing, this activity has now spread to Nebraska, where you can't spell "Restore" without T.O. (Tom Osborne).

We must say, the cigarette resting on the ear is a nice touch. ...