Outsports columnist Todd Heustess is a busy man. The latest stop on his tailgate tour was Dallas for the Red River Shootout between Oklahoma and Texas. OK, the Cotton Bowl might be old and dumpy, but Heustess said event had a certain charm because the Texas State Fair was in full force. As for the tailgating, he appears to have enjoyed himself. Heustess writes about meeting two "undercover" lesbians. "I asked them what brought them to the game and if they enjoyed sports. They dramatically turned up their noses and said that they were not sports fans but since they live in Dallas they 'always!' go to the Texas-OU games because of the 'hot chicks, big beers, and even bigger boobs.' "
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Steers and Queers
Outsports columnist Todd Heustess is a busy man. The latest stop on his tailgate tour was Dallas for the Red River Shootout between Oklahoma and Texas. OK, the Cotton Bowl might be old and dumpy, but Heustess said event had a certain charm because the Texas State Fair was in full force. As for the tailgating, he appears to have enjoyed himself. Heustess writes about meeting two "undercover" lesbians. "I asked them what brought them to the game and if they enjoyed sports. They dramatically turned up their noses and said that they were not sports fans but since they live in Dallas they 'always!' go to the Texas-OU games because of the 'hot chicks, big beers, and even bigger boobs.' "
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Oh, my... clutch the pearls. LOL.
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