Thursday, September 28, 2006

A Meltdown Second to None

Mike Valenti of the Sports Inferno on Detroit's 1270 XYT loses it after his Michigan State Spartans collapse against Notre Dame. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the rant of rants, and you can listen to it by clicking here or visiting House Rock Built, who we thank dearly for this. A sample of what you are about to hear: "Michigan State handed it away like nice a three-button coat at the Salvation Army. ... I paid my $75 and I got a bunch of old asses off their feet, into the air and got them cheering their ass off. ... Note to John L. Smith: Learn the f-ing rules and understand that your timeouts are not like cell phone minutes. They don't carry over! ... Notre Dame got away. They had them by the throat and instead of cutting it real deep and watching the blood squirt all over, you let them get into halftime so fatboy could feed them pudding! ... Pucker, pucker, pucker! ... You're asking Drew Stanton to run the option in Hurricane Katrina!" Stick with it, this is well worth it. Thanks to the Midwest Correspondent.


The Big Picture said...

oh my!

Anonymous said...

We thank HouseofRock for replaying our podcast of Monday's show.. we'd like to invite everyone to come visit the online home of the Sports Inferno.. you can find the whole unedited version of Monday's RANT, plus past shows and the rest of this week's show.