The Crap You Have to Go Through

Forget about those NFL dreams. You became a big-time college player because you knew it would be your only chance to gain entrance into the Playboy Mansion, where you could experience that once-in-a-lifetime thrill of meeting a real live bunny. Right? You'd get off on that, just like the Texas Tech bellringer. Well, think again. This is your reality if you are a player at Texas Tech. Wednesday's practice — the first of the spring — was moved to the university's intramural fields, an area rife with rabbits. It wasn't long before the players discovered that the fields were covered with droppings. "I think there was more rabbit poop than anything out there," quarterback Graham Harrell said. "It's what the fields were made of, seemed like."