Congratulations are in order to the Texas Longhorns. Yes, that very outfit from central Texas we've tossed barbs at throughout the season. They walked into USC's backyard (the Rose Bowl) and stunned the champions, ending the Trojans' monumental winning streak at 34 games. And that Vince Young? What a player. One Florida columnist is even demanding a recount of the Heisman ballots. Imagine that, somebody in Florida calling for a recount! Bush won fair and square, didn't he? ... Now we do have some questions for USC coach Pete Carroll. Like why are you running a quarterback sneak with an empty backfield? You know Matt Leinart can't move the pile without a little help from you-know-who. And while we're at it, why didn't you have your defensive ends rush up the field in an effort to contain Mr. Young. Wouldn't you prefer he beat you with his arm rather than his legs? But after 34 in a row, we will cut you some slack. But don't let it happen again, OK? That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold Steve Austin says so.
Thursday, January 05, 2006
Austin Now Holds the Title Belt
Congratulations are in order to the Texas Longhorns. Yes, that very outfit from central Texas we've tossed barbs at throughout the season. They walked into USC's backyard (the Rose Bowl) and stunned the champions, ending the Trojans' monumental winning streak at 34 games. And that Vince Young? What a player. One Florida columnist is even demanding a recount of the Heisman ballots. Imagine that, somebody in Florida calling for a recount! Bush won fair and square, didn't he? ... Now we do have some questions for USC coach Pete Carroll. Like why are you running a quarterback sneak with an empty backfield? You know Matt Leinart can't move the pile without a little help from you-know-who. And while we're at it, why didn't you have your defensive ends rush up the field in an effort to contain Mr. Young. Wouldn't you prefer he beat you with his arm rather than his legs? But after 34 in a row, we will cut you some slack. But don't let it happen again, OK? That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold Steve Austin says so.
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I am elated that Texas won. Leinart is cocky wimp. What about that post game comment, “I still think that we are the better team, Texas just made some plays in the end”. If that’s true why could USC not convert on 4 and 2? It’s hilarious, USC thought they had the game won. Good for Texas and all the other teams out there that always get put down by the press.
USC really surprised me. I knew all season they were overrated, but I thought they were much more overrated than they showed. Great effort by USC, thet caught Texas napping defensively and almost pulled off the upset. And yes, Leinart is a little bitch.
Stone Cold! Stone Cold!
Young's knee touched the ground and officials didn't review the play. Still, USC rested on its laurels. Hollywood got to their heads.
Texas played a GREAT game. It's the Texas fans I hate.
Don't worry, we hate you too. Now grab a spoon and eat our asses.
My my, hit a nerve with some fat, ugly, bald Texan. No wonder you're so bitter. But you're right, your ass probably is like a bowl of flubbery Jello. Your team won, get over it, and go on a diet, would you?
Austin is awsome!
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