Prince to Play Manhattan

Did you hear the news? Prince is coming to Manhattan! Yes, Prince! No, not the musician, stupid, Ron Prince, the football coach. He's taking over for Bill Snyder. Yea, that guy, the Virginia assistant. He was the one who came in on the private jet the other day with the Wildcat logo on it. For a second interview. Then all the other candidates were tripping over themselves to say how happy they were at their current jobs and were never really interested in becoming a member of the Kansas State community. Yea, right! Like how bogus is that? (some registration).