Ring One Up for the SEC

Remember the old, carefree days of college, when all you had to worry about was growing another strain of penicillin amongst the dirty dishes in the sink of your messy apartment? My, how times change. Now you're all grown up and have a steady job as an official in the Southeastern Conference. Oh sure, those shirts with the optic-white stripes and V-neck, double-stitched collars aren't going to make a fashion statement (I mean, who would be caught dead wearing that down the catwalk in Paris? Pleaasse!) But you have a job with meaning, with substance over style. Yes, you are required to enforce the SEC rule that bans cowbells at games.