Black Saturday for the Wizard

A state of emergency has been declared. A disastrous 1-6 record has the man considering downsizing to a double-wide in the south county, next to a residence that neighbors say was recently used as a meth lab. He is 28-27-1 (50.9%) against the spread. His winner was Northwestern. His losers were Iowa, Indiana, Brigham Young, Alabama, Louisiana State and Nebraska.