His being questioned by federal officials after allegedly using a small amount of counterfeit money? That never happened now, did it? That little run-in with police for trying to use false identification to enter a gambling casino that resulted in a suspension from the team? We all make mistakes.
The barroom brawl that resulted in a second suspension? Wrong place, wrong time. The missed classes, team meetings and strength and conditioning workouts that resulted in a third suspension? It's all behind us now.
The disturbance last weekend at a Baton Rouge eating and drinking establishment? It's all forgotten.
Yes, Ryan Perrilloux will once again be a proud member of the Louisiana State Tigers come Sunday. He will join the team on its visit Monday to Washington, D.C., and the White House, where the Tigers will be honored for winning the national championship.
"Yes, Ryan will be going with us," coach Les Miles said.
Yes, this is what can happen when your current quarterbacks are a walk-on transfer from Harvard (Andrew Hatch) and a redshirt freshman (Jarrett Lee).
After all, there's a national title to defend!