Plenty of Good Seats Still Available

We continue to layeth the smacketh down in the great billboard competition. Mike sent us this entry, taking a shot at the Rice Owls. Some might say the Owls can't draw flies, and that appears to be the case. A check shows that Rice was 112th in attendance last season (pdf file), with Rice Stadium filled to only 21.9% of its capacity.

Other billboards: Gambling Loss, Threesome, Wiz Under Attack, The Great Sabanini, Welcome to College Statiowned, Urine for Trouble, Fluffer, Accidents Happen, Saw 'Em Off, Gun Laws, Speak of the Devil, Phil Fulmer's Flock, Auburn's Money and Grades, Sooner or Later, Two for Tuesday, Don't Forget Your Laptop, Ed Orgeron Is Shrek, Bowden Manure Service, Roll Over Tide and Beat Michagain.