Sunday, July 30, 2006

Nothing to Go Hog Wild Over

Resuming our series of poster schedules, we present you Arkansas' effort for 2006. Although we would be delighted to move the Monet from the main gallery to the back room in order to display many of the entries we have received, the Razorbacks' effort wouldn't make it out of the bathroom. Simply put, this is the most uninspiring poster schedule to date! Now this should be an inspiration to readers who have been thinking about sending the Wiz their team's official 2006 poster schedule but fear it might not meet the stringent standards we have in place. As you can see from the Arkansas schedule, we really have no standards. So if you have an image of your team's official 2006 poster schedule, send it to dawizofodds (at) aol.com. Previously we have displayed efforts from Florida State, Florida, Iowa State and USC. ... One last note regarding the Arkansas poster: it shows early signs of a curse. Darren McFadden, the player displayed on the far left and SEC freshman of the year in 2005, is likely to miss a considerable part of the season after injuring his big left toe in a fight outside — you guessed it — a bar. A toe injury is never a good thing for a running back. Hogs, Hill, SEC is keeping tabs on this, and from the early reports, it appears McFadden and his brother stepped into a bad situation. Thanks to Pig Kahuna!

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