The site 3rd Saturday in Blogtober puts on its creative writing cap and pens several humorous limericks relating to Southeastern Conference football. Here are a couple of examples:
In Knoxville lived a drunk kicker named Britton
Who vowed to all he was quittin’
But he kept hopping bars
Then hitting parked cars
Till half a season he found himself sittin’.
How could we forget the Gainesville God?
With the golden arm and the bionic bod.
The object of national media affection
Who gives Verne Lundquist erections
And nobody sees this as odd?
Thanks to Brad.