Monday, March 03, 2008

Crewcut Gets an Earful From Ara

They just completed a Notre Dame alumni golf outing in North Naples, Fla., and Ara Parseghian shared with the world what he said to Crewcut Charlie Weis.

"Put big W's up. That's what I told him," Parseghian said. "Get those wins. Sometimes it's not always easy."

Parseghian, who had a sparkling 95-17 record as Fighting Irish coach, is clueless as to why Crewcut's team stumbled to an embarrassing 3-9 mark in 2007.

"It defies a logical explanation," said Parseghian, 84. "Apparently after winning 19 games and losing six in two years, the rebuilding process didn't quite measure up. The schedule is not quite as difficult this year, so I think they'll make a rebound."

Back in South Bend, the embarrassment continued. Sophomore tight end Will Yeatman pleaded guilty to misdemeanor operating a vehicle while intoxicated and reckless driving. Yeatman, who was unavailable for comment, was arrested Jan. 28 after he drove his car on a sidewalk on the Notre Dame campus.

Yeatman will have to install an ignition interlock system for at least 180 days. He is not allowed to drive any car without the system and will be in violation of the agreement if he has a blood alcohol reading more than 0.02 percent or tries to start or drive a car with a higher reading than 0.04 percent.

5 comments:

Knute Bryant said...

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Anonymous said...

as.... fat bastard otherwise known as Charlie Weis. Seriously the guy needs to go...... He is a disgrace with his mouth....eats too much and swears too much. Where is the duct tape?

Anonymous said...

I would speculate that Yeatman was trying to sneak his vehicle on campus by driving on the sidewalk and got busted then went on a drunken tirade about how he's a football player so can drive drunk if he wants too.....blah blah blah

Anonymous said...

Weis is a disgusting foul-mouthed arrogant pig. I absolutely detest that lard-arse. What was ND thinking when they hired him? Was ND really that desperate?

Anonymous said...

I agree, Weis is a disgusting tub of lard. Notre Dame made a BIG FAT mistake when they hired this guy.