We can all agree on one thing: fuel costs are out of control. Energy conservation is advised, but what is one to do when you're just flat-out cold in this modern day and age of fossil fuels? How about getting the referees to make a game-changing call and spark West Virginia to an improbable triple-overtime victory over Louisville. Yea, you know where I'm going with this. Yet another rampage in Morgantown, home of the burning sofa. We can all gather around and get warm now, can't we? Even the firefighters.