Crewcut Charlie WeisHe lost the Sugar Bowl, he lost the trial, he lost to Navy, then he lost his team. The only thing he didn't lose was weight.
Razorback NationCoach Nutt, we was looking at these here cell phone records and wanted to ask y'all about them there text messages to that there TV reporter....
First you make a fool of yourself in a press conference, then you have to watch a local car dealer make fun of you.
He bit off more than he could chew — twice — by chomping on Bhut Jolokia, the world's hottest chili pepper.
Granny HoltzPick Notre Dame again, you fool!
Erin AndrewsBecause you can't have turkey without dressing.
Not only does your team fail to score in front of dozens of former players, some wearing national championship and Super Bowl rings, it gives up 48 to Virginia in Miami's final game in the historic Orange Bowl.
No jug, no pig, no bell and no axe. In one incredible season, he sucked any remaining life out of Minnesota football. He arrived talking Rose Bowl and guided the Golden Gophers to the toilet bowl, finishing 1-11, including a home loss to North Dakota State. Minnesota's new stadium is scheduled to open for the 2009 season. Brewster has a 50-50 chance to coach a game in it.
Jesse PalmerFor being Jesse Palmer. Any questions?
Couldn't scratch out a living on a yearly salary of $2 million, so he charged select boosters $1,200 apiece for a crummy newsletter.
Certifiably nuts and the Big 12 has the checks to prove it. This two-part rant after the loss to Texas cost him $10,000.
Earlier, he went looney after a 49-45 loss to Oklahoma State, which led to the firing of defensive coordinator Lyle Setencich.
"Changes in history usually occur after some kind of catastrophic event." Like a loss to Louisiana Monroe?
After another Sparty collapse, Michigan's "Little Brother" says "Pride comes before the fall." Unfortunately, the laughter comes before any of this.
Because there's nothing you want more than having your 80-year-old coach running around campus playing traffic cop.