Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Tailgate Crap

Tired of being outclassed by those tailgaters in that 65-foot recreational vehicle? Try a few of these gizmos and you will have that crowd partying over at your jalopy in no time. First we have the Tailgator, top left. This is a gas-powered portable blender that enables you to serve a margarita or daiquiri right from the bed of your 1987 S10 Chevy pickup. Top right, we have the Tablegater, a height-adjustable hitch-mounted table that is shown with an optional stand. After all, you need someplace to set your margarita. Last but not least, we have the Paha Que' Tepee outhouse/shower shelter. This could come in handy after several margaritas. And don't forget about the terrific Map Game Day to help plot your partying strategy. There's more where this came from, so fire up the brats and let's get this party going!

1 comment:

RacketMan said...

Can someone explain the outhouse to me?

I understand that it's a tall tent with convenient caddies to hold shampoo, etc, but how does one actually shower or take a crap in there? That is, is there a toilet? Is there some sort of shower mechanism?

I couldn't figure that thing out.

The chainsaw blender is badass, though.