Wednesday, January 11, 2006

If You're Not Cheating, You're Not Trying

The Wiz was getting tired of the daily Marcus Vick soap opera, and thankfully Stanford arrived on the scene to knock the bad boy off the charts. The squeaky-clean university took one on the chin Tuesday when a lawsuit filed against the school contained embarrassing information. In 2003, Stanford football players took recruits to strip clubs, including the New Century Theater in San Francisco. The New Century is a fully nude club, and no alcohol is served, but the suit said there were alcohol purchases by minors at other venues. Naughty, naughty! Players are allowed to spend $30 entertaining a recruit, and three players spent more than that — by $3.70, $6.01 and $6.86. This activity no doubt resulted in a bumper crop of recruits, and we expect the Cardinal to be quite competitive this fall.

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