Thursday, January 05, 2006
Austin Now Holds the Title Belt
Congratulations are in order to the Texas Longhorns. Yes, that very outfit from central Texas we've tossed barbs at throughout the season. They walked into USC's backyard (the Rose Bowl) and stunned the champions, ending the Trojans' monumental winning streak at 34 games. And that Vince Young? What a player. One Florida columnist is even demanding a recount of the Heisman ballots. Imagine that, somebody in Florida calling for a recount! Bush won fair and square, didn't he? ... Now we do have some questions for USC coach Pete Carroll. Like why are you running a quarterback sneak with an empty backfield? You know Matt Leinart can't move the pile without a little help from you-know-who. And while we're at it, why didn't you have your defensive ends rush up the field in an effort to contain Mr. Young. Wouldn't you prefer he beat you with his arm rather than his legs? But after 34 in a row, we will cut you some slack. But don't let it happen again, OK? That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold Steve Austin says so.
Posted by dawizofodds at 3:59 AM