Welcome to Morgantown, where per capita more sofas are burned after victories than any place in the galaxy. Don't leave this activity to amateurs. Oh no, this takes the hand of a skilled professional. Refining the practice can take years. And after West Virginia's stunning rally to defeat Louisville, the local Sofa King no doubt had a two-for-one sale. Left in the ashes are the Cardinals, whose season is officially a footnote.