Tuesday, October 18, 2005

We're Getting to the Bottom of This

Our criminal investigation into what transpired Saturday at Notre Dame Stadium continues. Although it is our policy not to discuss specifics, we can comment on what we know to this point: Reggie Bush broke the rule by pushing Matt Leinart into the end zone for the winning touchdown. The evidence is indisputable: eyewitness accounts, photos and video footage to name a few. "It would have been more blatant only if Bush had delivered a flying drop kick to Leinart's chest." But now our attention is turning to NBC as a possible co-conspirator. It appears the network fumbled this one, failing to show a replay for nearly three minutes and then uttering nary a word about the push afterward (registration).

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