Saturday, October 22, 2005

Black Saturday for the Wizard

A state of emergency has been declared. A disastrous 1-6 record has the man considering downsizing to a double-wide in the south county, next to a residence that neighbors say was recently used as a meth lab. He is 28-27-1 (50.9%) against the spread. His winner was Northwestern. His losers were Iowa, Indiana, Brigham Young, Alabama, Louisiana State and Nebraska.


Anonymous said...

Hang in there Wiz!

Midwest Correspondent said...

You never, eeeeeeeeeever underestimate the Wiz. He is a strong closer, people.